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From time to time phrases creep in to the BFG vocabulary.  If you don't see your favourite tell us.
Let's play something nice = That was too fast - let's play a slow one.
Oh my God
= David wants to sing. (An audience quotation - you'd better believe it.)
It's all Grant's fault
= It's all Grant's fault.
Its all Aly's fault = It's all Grant's fault but he's not here
It'll be alright on the night
= There's a gig tomorrow really?  or This is going to go hopelessly wrong.  or  Learn those tunes now!
That's a nice tune leave it alone
= I used to like that tune so shut up.
Haven't played that since Pontius was a pilot = I've forgotten that one again.
Lets play thingy = Due to drink my memory has begun to let me down
The youth of today = Young people are irritatingly good at this stuff
Smile you ............
= Please smile the audience prefer it
You bunch of ..............s
= This phrase is now so well used as to be considered to be a term of endearment.
Do or do not there is no try.  =
Self explanatory. Can name the film the scene and the character though?
The Horrid People = You know that we know who you are and you play too fast.
The Ne'er-do-wells = Well on the way to joining the horrid people
The High Council = Way past even aspiring to be horrid but also yielders of wisdom and power (Yeah right!)
The Rest
= Undecided about their futures?
Keep your hair flat! = Keep your hair flat. (Advice on bowing or a presentaional issue?)
Pumpkin Time
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I've run out of  select from the following (energy tunes patience enthusiasm beer) and I'm going home to bed
Help! Take me to bed.
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I'm an OAP get me out of here - your music is making me feel ill. (Another audience quotation - how perceptive.)
Wibbles
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Diddums
Unauthorised
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A tune that the High Council don't know.
Someone has to do it.
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A cushy job, with free food and drink but for the sake of  others I'll do it - just this once!
We never liked you anyway.
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 Suit yourself.  (Or Exactly what it says on the tin.)
Old Farts
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The High Council and their associates.
The Ensemble
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Respectable people who have mistakenly become involved with BFG and may live to regret it.
Being a girlie
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Making those urgent calls just when there's packing up to do.
Doing a Mosley
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Is that the time?. Can I leave you to clear up? The young uns really need their beds.

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